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Dead Jungle Centipede Vietnam - Posted on Reddit(and other places) by mayorofcheeseville claiming that this is a picture of his dad holding a 10” long Centipede(He states this in the comments). That would be possible if as he says it is being dangled by a string closer to the camera by one of his buddies.(forced perspective) Maybe a Scolopendra subspinipes. Could it be two centipedes tied together? (Thanks to @Tricia Leach Sheeran for the input)

I doubt it’s real, however, every centipede that I ever encountered in Hawaii appeared that big in my head. 
Fucking things are awful. You can’t smash them because they flatten out. They’re super fast and if you’re lucky enough to cut one in half with your e-tool, you now have two halves running around you. They bite. Holy fuck do they bite. We were training in the Kahukus for a field problem and while our platoon was in a patrol base, one of those motherfuckers decided to crawl inside my patrol bag. It made his presence known to me by biting my leg. I have yet to feel pain like that again. it felt like lightning bolts and fire shooting up to my brain. I started to panic because I thought their poison was lethal which made the pain worse. He was probably only 6 or 7 inches, but he might as well have been 10 feet long. 
It did get me a trip back to the battalion aid station where I got painkillers and stuff to reduce the swelling. Thankfully I wasn’t allergic. 
Centipedes and I are mortal enemies. 




no nope know hell no  FUCK NO  FUCKING NOPE  FUCK THAT

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kv96ic28:

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Dead Jungle Centipede Vietnam - Posted on Reddit(and other places) by mayorofcheeseville claiming that this is a picture of his dad holding a 10” long Centipede(He states this in the comments). That would be possible if as he says it is being dangled by a string closer to the camera by one of his buddies.(forced perspective) Maybe a Scolopendra subspinipes. Could it be two centipedes tied together? (Thanks to @Tricia Leach Sheeran for the input)

I doubt it’s real, however, every centipede that I ever encountered in Hawaii appeared that big in my head. 

Fucking things are awful. You can’t smash them because they flatten out. They’re super fast and if you’re lucky enough to cut one in half with your e-tool, you now have two halves running around you. They bite. Holy fuck do they bite. We were training in the Kahukus for a field problem and while our platoon was in a patrol base, one of those motherfuckers decided to crawl inside my patrol bag. It made his presence known to me by biting my leg. I have yet to feel pain like that again. it felt like lightning bolts and fire shooting up to my brain. I started to panic because I thought their poison was lethal which made the pain worse. He was probably only 6 or 7 inches, but he might as well have been 10 feet long. 

It did get me a trip back to the battalion aid station where I got painkillers and stuff to reduce the swelling. Thankfully I wasn’t allergic. 

Centipedes and I are mortal enemies. 

no nope know hell no  FUCK NO  FUCKING NOPE  FUCK THAT

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